Power Cat

2026-05-09

Today's comic looks like a newspaper called the tucson real times. real news all the time. today's fact is that penguins are the only mammals on earth to have two tongues. the weather says that ominous clouds are producing powerful lightning above mt. lemmon. in the trending category there's three articles, the first says escaped convict wanted in five counties next to a picture of power cat. the next article says striking a michael pose is the newest trend among teens, but is it safe? next to a picture of rosie doing a michael pose. the third article says gas prices reach all time high at $500 per gallon thanks to president gooper next to a picture of the gooper. The main front page article is in the world category and says message appears in everyone's mind. countless people across nations report hearing the same message in their minds. the picture is a crude drawing of a guy with beams shooting out of his brain that you can see through his head. the message everyone heard at the same time was attention earth citizens! welcome to the angelic dominion! as the newest member of our great civilization, we will soon get you acquainted with life in the far colonies. please stand by for further instructions...

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